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A firefighter in North Carolina was charged with attempted murder (in the first degree) for shooting at a man to save child from danger.

What, you may ask was the danger? That the man (father to the child) might get back on his bicycle (with the child in a helmet, and childseat) and resume cycling.

Diez was driving his car off Interstate 40 at Exit 55 at about 11:24 a.m. Sunday when he saw Alan Ray Simons and his wife riding bikes up the road with Simons' 3-year-old son behind him in a bike seat, he said.

“He decided he needed to tell them he thought it was unsafe that they would do that and have their child out there in an area where they had a lot of traffic,” Splain said.

Diez stopped his car and confronted Simons near 1360 Tunnel Road. When Simons began to walk away, Diez shot at him, Splain said.


Whisky Tango Foxtrot, Over.

I mean... I don't know what I mean. The man's daft. Mad as a hatter. Queer as a three dollar bill, four pecks short of a bushel (and yes, I know there are only three pecks in a bushel, you do the math). There is nothing I can think of, no matter how I slice it which in any way, shape, form, hypothetical, you name it, which can justify trying to kill someone because he is rising a bicycle with a child in a child seat.

Ye Gods and Little Fishes.

Angels and Minsters of Grace defend us.

Date: 2009-07-30 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyffe.livejournal.com
That icon is hysterical. My cats would probably do that.

Date: 2009-07-30 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
Thanks; I think I copped it from [livejournal.com profile] fop but I'm not sure.

My cats would bat me around until I fell, and then they would eat my eyes or whatever else was tender enough. Ears, maybe. At least when it became apparent that I was not otherwise going to feed them any longer.

Date: 2009-07-30 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyffe.livejournal.com
One of mine always goes straight for the brains. We find the rest of the criters in the lawn. ;->

Date: 2009-07-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecunium.livejournal.com
To be TMI:

By the time you fell you would be far too ripe for your cats to enjoy.

Date: 2009-07-30 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
Hm. I suppose it depends on how hungry they'd get, if they'd actually climb UP.

Date: 2009-07-30 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecunium.livejournal.com
The psychology of cats is such they probably wouldn't.

Date: 2009-07-30 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
I dunno; I haven't let them get that hungry yet.

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