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Maybe it's doing a research paper using "Freakonomics" as the seed text, but I have no idea how to do justice to the mess which is Victoria Jackson's gibbering rant about... I don't know what it's about.. it's a bit of glossolaliac spew.
Ok, it's on World Net Daily, so there's a bit of a tip off. The title, also indicative (esp. when married to the locale), "The Muslims Next Door". First.. they are so scary (because they are so subtle, and hard to spot... like Ninjas they are everywhere, and nowhere, or something) that she dare not speak about them.
At least not more than this column for WND.
I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people.
Unlike Christians. They never kill anyone. Eric Rudolph... he didn't kill anyone. Neither did Tim McVeigh, nor Scott Roeder. Well, ok they did, but I'm sure it was different, they had reasons, stuff that justified it.
She, of course, brings up the trope about how there aren't any Muslims speaking out about extremists: I'm Baptist, and I denounce the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church. They are not living the way Jesus taught – but the opposite. which is odd, because she says that she thinks it odd that "liberals" "kiss up" to Muslims, when they are against homosexuality.
Which she is... lots. This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"! There I said it! Ridiculous! (I wish this made more sense in the original, but is sort of shows up. The "beauty magazine she just referred to... she made it up earlier in the piece... honest. Then she refers to it as if it was real).
So she thinks Westboro is bad. That's nice, what about Roeder, and Rudolph, and McVeigh, et al. Should we take anything from her silence about them? I don't know, what does she, in her position as moral philosopher say on the subject?
Maybe, just maybe the "good" Muslims approve of what the "bad" Muslims are doing! Maybe they are celebrating it, funding it and cheering them on. Got it. She approves of Christian Terrorists. Silence is more than just assent, it's "cheering and celebrating."
How does she know all this? Glenn Beck explained it all to her.
Truth has no agenda. – Glenn Beck
Reading the news (the facts, not the liberal media lies) online these days is like watching a comedy horror film. Oh, and speaking of cartoons, my hand keeps trying to draw one, but I keep slapping it! I am afraid of those people!
The sad fact is, she is afraid of them. Ridiculous posturing about how she can't do anything, say anything, which might offend, "Them", doesn't change the fact that she's terrified. She has, somehow, come to the idea that All Muslims are the same. That's, actually, how she can address the problems of Christians who kill people in the name of God. They are, " They are not living the way Jesus taught ,", which is true, but she doesn't believe that the things Beck, Limbaugh, Coulter, Savage, et alia, tell her about how, "all Muslims" want to subject all the rest of the world might not be any more true than, "All Baptists believe that stoning should still be practiced against homosexuals and adulterers".
Never mind that almost 1 billion people are Muslims. If she's ever been to a cast meeting where sketch comedy is being planned she ought to know how improbable it is for 10 people to agree that closely, much less 10 x 100,000,000.
So, after all that set up, she tells is Obama is a Muslim. Adul Gheit said it, and she beleives it. Because... well I don't know why. Gheit is Muslim and she's already said they can't be trusted at all, but in this case, well he's the very soul of probity.
As last bit of insight, as to how she manages to have such a skewed view the world (i.e. so absolute about the things she admits to not really studying) I think this poem she wrote in 2008 explains a lot.
She sees The Devil, in a coyote's eyes.
Ok, it's on World Net Daily, so there's a bit of a tip off. The title, also indicative (esp. when married to the locale), "The Muslims Next Door". First.. they are so scary (because they are so subtle, and hard to spot... like Ninjas they are everywhere, and nowhere, or something) that she dare not speak about them.
At least not more than this column for WND.
I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people.
Unlike Christians. They never kill anyone. Eric Rudolph... he didn't kill anyone. Neither did Tim McVeigh, nor Scott Roeder. Well, ok they did, but I'm sure it was different, they had reasons, stuff that justified it.
She, of course, brings up the trope about how there aren't any Muslims speaking out about extremists: I'm Baptist, and I denounce the actions of the Westboro Baptist Church. They are not living the way Jesus taught – but the opposite. which is odd, because she says that she thinks it odd that "liberals" "kiss up" to Muslims, when they are against homosexuality.
Which she is... lots. This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"! There I said it! Ridiculous! (I wish this made more sense in the original, but is sort of shows up. The "beauty magazine she just referred to... she made it up earlier in the piece... honest. Then she refers to it as if it was real).
So she thinks Westboro is bad. That's nice, what about Roeder, and Rudolph, and McVeigh, et al. Should we take anything from her silence about them? I don't know, what does she, in her position as moral philosopher say on the subject?
Maybe, just maybe the "good" Muslims approve of what the "bad" Muslims are doing! Maybe they are celebrating it, funding it and cheering them on. Got it. She approves of Christian Terrorists. Silence is more than just assent, it's "cheering and celebrating."
How does she know all this? Glenn Beck explained it all to her.
Truth has no agenda. – Glenn Beck
Reading the news (the facts, not the liberal media lies) online these days is like watching a comedy horror film. Oh, and speaking of cartoons, my hand keeps trying to draw one, but I keep slapping it! I am afraid of those people!
The sad fact is, she is afraid of them. Ridiculous posturing about how she can't do anything, say anything, which might offend, "Them", doesn't change the fact that she's terrified. She has, somehow, come to the idea that All Muslims are the same. That's, actually, how she can address the problems of Christians who kill people in the name of God. They are, " They are not living the way Jesus taught ,", which is true, but she doesn't believe that the things Beck, Limbaugh, Coulter, Savage, et alia, tell her about how, "all Muslims" want to subject all the rest of the world might not be any more true than, "All Baptists believe that stoning should still be practiced against homosexuals and adulterers".
Never mind that almost 1 billion people are Muslims. If she's ever been to a cast meeting where sketch comedy is being planned she ought to know how improbable it is for 10 people to agree that closely, much less 10 x 100,000,000.
So, after all that set up, she tells is Obama is a Muslim. Adul Gheit said it, and she beleives it. Because... well I don't know why. Gheit is Muslim and she's already said they can't be trusted at all, but in this case, well he's the very soul of probity.
As last bit of insight, as to how she manages to have such a skewed view the world (i.e. so absolute about the things she admits to not really studying) I think this poem she wrote in 2008 explains a lot.
The Coyote
Walking my fluffy little dogs up the canyon
Wondering "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?!"
I'm suddenly stopped
By a brave and menacing coyote
He wants to eat my dogs
I raise my arms to flap him away
He looks me in the eye
I flap again and scream
He slowly and reluctantly saunters away
He looks back one last time
The devil in his eye
And there is the answer to my question.
She sees The Devil, in a coyote's eyes.
