If it weren't real, I couldn't make it up

I dreamt in Russian this morning.

Forget the odd bits of music, forget trying to write the details of what happened to me (while I was filing what seemed to be an insurance claim... yes, I have strange dreams) forget the woman with no undewear... it was the entire middle bit with the pirates and the mermaid.

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate bellatrys Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold soggyoptimist The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past drrtyslut Is always the first one into the fray moderate_excess Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship bbbbutteryeyes Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog smoocherie Is currently in Davy Jones's locker quirky_teal The amount of money you make as a pirate $1,234,083 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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