I wish I didn't believe it might happen
May. 29th, 2005 02:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pecuniumForget me not panties
These are not, as one might think from the name, a set of underwear meant to be left with a conquest/lover/memorable occasion, as a memento.
No, they are a form of spywear.
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.
The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!
The testimonials....
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.
Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.
They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.
I don't want to know what the point of the video camera is... maybe to not call her when it's just a scary movie?
A set of seven (the super high-tech, heartbeat and temperature monitoring ones) is only $1200 bucks.
Yes, it's a hoax but slick, one is tempted to believe them(clean; but spare website, seems to be aJapanese company, claims to be sold out; because of high demand, offers notification when stocks are up)
It part of a contest (and presently in second place, in no small part because of the bounce it's getting from people who believe it (some of the comment threads on blogs which didn't see through it are amazing. Just shy of flame wars from people dennying the falsity of it). The people who thought this one up (as well as the crying while eating one) hit a major part of the zeitgeist.
But oddly enough, they don't have any for the boys.
These are not, as one might think from the name, a set of underwear meant to be left with a conquest/lover/memorable occasion, as a memento.
No, they are a form of spywear.
These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.
The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it's there!
The testimonials....
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.
Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.
They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.
I don't want to know what the point of the video camera is... maybe to not call her when it's just a scary movie?
A set of seven (the super high-tech, heartbeat and temperature monitoring ones) is only $1200 bucks.
Yes, it's a hoax but slick, one is tempted to believe them(clean; but spare website, seems to be aJapanese company, claims to be sold out; because of high demand, offers notification when stocks are up)
It part of a contest (and presently in second place, in no small part because of the bounce it's getting from people who believe it (some of the comment threads on blogs which didn't see through it are amazing. Just shy of flame wars from people dennying the falsity of it). The people who thought this one up (as well as the crying while eating one) hit a major part of the zeitgeist.
But oddly enough, they don't have any for the boys.
