Damn....

[pecunium]

No one took my offer on the odds of Eivind Berge being unwilling to be a woman, even with all the advantages he avers they have.

It didn't take so much as an hour for him to say no.

He also said his opinions on rape, "basic libertarianism", because forced equality is wrong, and so rape (to balance the books) is no more wrong.

Two wrongs, you see, cancel each other out.

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[dianyla.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe he just confused the word libertine with libertarian? Wouldn't that make so much more sense?


I'll be off dulling my rusty scissors, in preparation for castrating him.

[pecunium.livejournal.com]

Oh no... better to leave him his bollocks. He's not really using them, and taking them away will only convince him (more) that he is a threat to the perverse order of this tainted world.

It's not as if (without some serious enlightenment, a Road to Damascus moment) he shall ever realise his failures lie not in the stars, but himself. There is no need to give him martyrdom.

Me... I'd send him some Cialis, or Viagra spam; maybe even arrange for him to have a sample pack.

[luna-torquill.livejournal.com]

I thought a spoon was the usual equipment for such a task. :)

Graphic description of poetic justice in the form of a torture

[pecunium.livejournal.com]

No, the tool for that is a staple, of the large sort.

One uses it to secure his scrotum to a chair. The chair is too heavy to lift. Food, and water are just out of reach. A dullish steak knife (of the sort at most chain restaurants, a la Outback) is in reach.

He may choose which is more preferable, his testicles, or not dying of hunger and thirst.