My first reactions to Terry's story were WTF?, and the barefoot in the kitchen meme, and also to remember an incident from a decade or so ago when a coworker of mine was showing off her new Swiss army knife. I'd recently gotten that Flash Girls album, but figured that breaking into obscure song in the middle of a crowded restaurant might be generally viewed as strange, and as far as I know she hadn't bought to do "work", just work.
"A Girl Needs a Knife"