Oh, boy, you are in so much trouble now.

Also? ambitious_wench might want to wrestle you for it.

I love dreaming about this. Given my limitations, it probably wouldn't happen, but I can dream, right? In which case I have a weightless vardo which has a little stove, and a Vanner horse. And there's wifi. Don't ask about the details.

Pipes? A beginning piper? People will pay us to go away. YOu better have a fast shutter.